It puts the lotion in the basket…
No. Not that kind of skin. The nice people at Camaloon got in touch with me about doing a competition in which you could win one of my scribbles as a skin for your iPhone 4/5, so this is that. All you have to do is leave a comment below telling me which of the following reprobates you’d like to adorn your phone and, if you’re feeling chatty, why:
- Maureen: I once temped in Maureen’s office. It was only for three weeks, but that was long enough for her to fart on a narcoleptic’s head. I wish I was joking.
- Birthday Cylon: has baked for you! Flavour: toast.
- Lewis the Demon: thinks this t-shirt is amusing, and continues to wear it even though he is long-since divorced.
Make your choice! Just so you know, you will be judged on the interestingness of your answers. So no pressure. (NB management will also look favourably on those who spread word of this competition on the social medias. Management sees all.)
The winner will be announced on Tuesday the 19th.
PS I’m running a new spam filter and I’m not 100% sure of its accuracy, so if you post a message and it doesn’t show up, drop me a line at contact [at] hannahberry.co.uk and I’ll see if it’s stuck in the gears…
UPDATE: The competition has closed, and the winners are NANCY IVISON and PETE. Congratulations on your victory! For those of you who did not win, don’t worry: you can visit Camaloon and customise your very own skins/badges/magnets/stickers. You can still be a winner, if not by virtue of winning, then by owning the prizes. The best kind of winning.
I like birthday Cylon. He remembers peoples birthdays and that is a fine life skill. Although I don’t own an iPhone……
Pretty sure I’ve seen Lewis the Demon in O’Neill’s.
Maureen the fart! Really like the creepiness!! Although could I stand seeing her face all the time…? Although she would be creepy to people looking at me 🙂 Goose bumping skin…
OOhhh I would choose maureen b/c I think I remember spending a few days w/ a large cut out version of her looming over me, and so it would be nice to have a small version that I could ‘loom over’ and put away when I wanted to.
Also, I like the word “reprobate” and I think she exemplifies it….
I like demon Lewis, because he looks JUST LIKE ME
Maureen, but only because the next logical step up for her would be pooping on an insomniac……..if you can call that logical.
Lewis the Demon. Partly because I like his smile, but mostly because the other two scare the living bejeezus out of me, and if they were on my phone I’d have to hide it in a box in the shed in the garden. Of someone else’s house. On another continent.
Cylon – I can’t remember birthdays (even my own) and I love toast. I don’t have iphone technology but, if chosen, I would like to donate my skin to medical science…
Ohhh definitely birthday cylon. Love the bigger picture message of robots taking over the world and celebrating their creation days with cake but alas they can have their cake, but they can’t eat it…
I’d like Lewis the demon so he can eavesdrop on the
demonsangels I have to talk to on the phone.Birthday Cylon! Always love a reminder of the fragility of human endeavour 🙂
I would have the birthday cylon because my birthday is coming up next month and BSG is oone of the greatest shows ever so great combo. 😀
Maureen – because she looks like she knows the meaning of the word egregious
Maureen…a sweet misunderstood soul who inadvertently stumbled across a revolutionary treatment for narcolepsy…like all pioneers her image should be shared to spread inspiration to all budding firstaiders…..