Goddamn poetry in goddamn TV adverts

Those McCain adverts have sent me over the edge. Copywriters in advertising Have hit a sickly trend surprising. Someone up on high decreed That what the punters really need To sell this shiny product to ’em Is some kind of half-arsed poem.   “It’s folksy!” They cry, “They’ll reminisce About those rosy days they miss Country […]

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