It puts the lotion in the basket…
No. Not that kind of skin. The nice people at Camaloon got in touch with me about doing a competition in which you could win one of my scribbles as a skin for your iPhone 4/5, so this is that. All you have to do is leave a comment below telling me which of the following reprobates you’d like to adorn your phone and, if you’re feeling chatty, why:
- Maureen: I once temped in Maureen’s office. It was only for three weeks, but that was long enough for her to fart on a narcoleptic’s head. I wish I was joking.
- Birthday Cylon: has baked for you! Flavour: toast.
- Lewis the Demon: thinks this t-shirt is amusing, and continues to wear it even though he is long-since divorced.
Make your choice! Just so you know, you will be judged on the interestingness of your answers. So no pressure. (NB management will also look favourably on those who spread word of this competition on the social medias. Management sees all.)
The winner will be announced on Tuesday the 19th.
PS I’m running a new spam filter and I’m not 100% sure of its accuracy, so if you post a message and it doesn’t show up, drop me a line at contact [at] hannahberry.co.uk and I’ll see if it’s stuck in the gears…
UPDATE: The competition has closed, and the winners are NANCY IVISON and PETE. Congratulations on your victory! For those of you who did not win, don’t worry: you can visit Camaloon and customise your very own skins/badges/magnets/stickers. You can still be a winner, if not by virtue of winning, then by owning the prizes. The best kind of winning.